Friday, June 5, 2009

My Week Was So Bad that THIS Is What Cheered Me Up

Newspapers accounts of 

  • a "Parents Council" listserv war where one woman called the leaders "purveyors of evil" and "inebriated beavers"
  • a Humane Society report on a "tormented guinea pig," where the reporting officer had to rescue said pig from a child trying to groom and dress it like a doll
  • a nearby restaurant closed by the Health Inspector because of a "gross unsanitary occurrence"
I guess this is the fun side of newspapers no longer having a lot of real reporters to provide stories. I guess that doesn't cheer me up so much after all. 

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